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To All Yaoi Fan Girl Accusers

Shut the Hell UP, Already!!!!!


Now, I've recently seen a couple rants that have stroked my every, last, dignifying nerve as a yaoi fan girl...and I'm sick of the other side of the fence not being addressed. So I wrote this with the intention of clearing some things up for them, in mind.

#1: 'I'm so SICK of your Mary Sues, And Gary Sues...think up more original characters! GAWDS! If I see another cutsie, flimsy, pure-white character, I'm gonna PUKE!!!!!'

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Um...last time I checked, people had a right to draw/write about whatever the hell they wanted. If that's not your cup of tea, and you keep running into it...well that's LIFE honey. You sit there and call everyone else, no not everyone just YAOI FAN GIRLS babies, when you're the one crying over spilled milk. SUCK IT UP. We all have pet peeves that we can't help. Pop-up advertisements, specific characters being portrayed in a specific way, a genre of movie and or music we don't like....but do we rant on those?? Noooooo....

Oh, and believe me, It's NOT JUST US.

'Oh, well...I know this can stand for everyone...but I just targeted Yaoi because bla bla bla....'
.....
If you KNOW it stands for everyone...then why don't you TITLE it for everyone...
You admit to it, you understand this fact, yet you never, ever, CHANGE it; and this is very unfair to us.

Hmmmm....who looks like the baby here??

#2. You put characters together just because they're hot or both men....

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Uh...also, the last time I checked; NOT YOUR PLACE TO ASSUME THESE THINGS!!!! Unless you hear/see/are told by someone that went; 'Yeah! I just spent weeks and weeks and months and years writing/drawing this JUST because they were both of male gender!!!! Heeeee-heee!' THEN yes, you can say, I'm tired of it. Until then...you're only saying that you think this is their mentality...but you don't KNOW it, so don't COMPLAIN about something you don't understand. Simple.


#3. M-PREG?! Oh, HELL no! WHY?! It's not POSSIBLE!!! It's not REAL!!! They're both MEN!!!! You're all so STUPID for doing this!!! WAAA!

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Um, we KNOW they're both men, but you see...if you go to Dictionary.com and type in FICTION and read up on it's definition...I think you just MIGHT understand how IT IS possible.

Or maybe, you need something more elementary?? How about;

YOUR WORLD, YOUR RULES!!!!!

When we write about M-preg...it's because YES we would like to see the couple as complete as possible. In a fan-fic, you can change anything around you need to to fit your story. That's why EVERYONE has SO MUCH FUN with it!!! You see how that works, now?? Yes....fuuuunnnnnn.....wooo! Or have you out grown that aspect of life?

If we were to write about the NORMAL things in life...we would just turn our heads to our gay next door neighbors. Or to a certain station...or Internet site...
but the fact that we'd actually like TO DO SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF THE BOX allows us to go that extra mile, and open a new door that other people like as well. It's not possible for women to sprout penises from their vagina's in YURI but no one rants about that. It's not possible for a tentacle monster to sprout of a student to rape his teacher in HENTAI but no one rants about that, either...
JUST YAOI Yeah, it's really just us...I can see it now...

And frankly,
WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT YOU ALL THINK!

'Oh, well we rant just to get stuff off of our chest...'
Then POINT OUT CERTAIN FLAWS IN GENERAL you dislike, or if you can, put up something that CAN be pinned to ONLY YAOI in SPECIFIC. But please, don't sit there, behind your keyboard, typing about crap you can find in EVERY GENRE OF SEXUALITY!!! YAOI, YURI, AND HETERO. You claim you do this just to 'rant' but in actuality, you're accusing these people!

A 'rant' would be..

'I dislike the comments that are written like the person writing them was drunk, stupid, and a monkey with a half a brain...AKA Oh This wuz gr8!! I luv U an can't wait tu see more!!'

An Accusation</i> is...

'Yaoi fan girls...your comments suck. They this, and they that, and you do bla, and then do BLA, and bla-ba-bla, and woo-woo-wa....etc.'

Can you decipher the differences? I can!

And don't you dare give me that 'Oh, well...I was just thinking about Yaoi at the time..so...'

THAT DOES NOT JUSTIFY YOUR ACCUSATIONS AT ALL!!!! BECAUSE NONE OF THE THINGS YOU MENTIONED ARE JUST UNDER YAOI. NONE OF THEM.

So, maybe you should go back to school, and learn how to title your papers around the PROPER SUBJECT, hmm?? Maybe 2nd grade on down, for you 'special ones'.


#4. All about the 'Bad Writers'

A few simple words to sum this up in one quote;

'Great writers, are the bad writers who kept on writing.'
- Unknown ^_^


#5. I'm so sick of you all making our precious straight characters gay!!!! STOP IT! It's annoying! They have girlfriends, okay?!

*Ahem* Well, how about this one;
STOP MAKING OUR PRECIOUS GAY CHARACTERS STRAIGHT!!!!

You don't know how many srtaight Eiri Yuki's I've seen, ( Gravitation ) how many straight Ristuka's I've seen ( Loveless ), How many straight Muraki's I've seen ( Yami no Matsuei ) The list goes on...
WHERE ARE THE RANTS ON THESE? Hmm? Gee! You know...they must have taken a never ending walk or something...'cause they sure arn't up here. I think anti-yaoi fan girls, and ranting yaoi fan girls will be the first ones to complain before anyone else will. Yet they make themselves out to seem so damn 'smart' and 'above us'. Who died and made them queens?

Also...did you know something very interesting?....
Some of the all time most popular couples...are boys who look better together than with anyone else!!!

We KNOW they have girlfriends, but they DON'T FIT eachother most of the time.
We KNOW they're BEST FRIENDS; But 99.9% of the time, they're all up on eachother, holding eachother, sleeping cose to the other one's crotch, undressing eachother...things that NORMAL BEST FRIENDS DON'T DO. So, in short ; THEY LOOK GAY AS HELL ANYWAY. That's what most of us look at. Now, for girls, maybe...it's a tight squeeze, but girls can do some of the gayest looking stuff, and not be called gay. Guys on the other hand, have a bit more of a strict boundry line...that they ALWAYS cross in anime and manga. I mean, do any of your straight male friends hold eachother, fall on eachother and STAY their like they're stuck in time, and mysteriously HATE a girlfriend of the other one? Didn't think so...


These are my main counters to you Yaoi fan girl ranters. Of coarse, there are tons of other flaws in your accusations, but we won't get into that right now. Once again, I don't mind your opinion, but the key is to make it an opinion, and not an accusation. The minute you name a noun, the minute you've changed the entire level of the 'rant'.

Oh, and I'll say this once more;
Please learn to title your rants better. Like me, for example. I'm not targeting anyone else but Yaoi fan girl / fiction ranters. So that's in my title. I didn't go
'To all of you Yaoi Bashing Folk!!!' Because I know the diffrence between yaoi bashers, and yaoi ranters. But yaoi is something I feel gets enough heat as it is, without all of you bashing it away like it's a cursed object. So, this is my rant. Love it, hate it, at least now it's out here.

Thank you, and comments by all are encouraged.
Well, as you can probably tell, I've been geting fed up at the attacks people have been making at yaoi fan girls lately, and I felt it was time for someone to give their side of it. *nods*

So, as they've said so many times; this is my rant. My side of this whole new-developing argument. If you read this, and either 1 don't like yaoi, or 2 will comment with some stupid, ignorant retort...I highly advise against it. As I am not one to cross. I do respect and encourage your opinions, but I will not tolerate disrespect. Cross that line, and their will be some problems. It's as simple as that.

That's all there is to say, really. Yaoi bashers, this does not concern you; go away. ^_^

~ Morality
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Aschiee Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
From a not-really-supporter of yaoi/yuri, take this response I know you're not gonna read

1. It's not just yaoi fangirls and whatnot. A Mary Sue is not okay. A Plain Jane is also not okay. You wanna make them unique, but not HOLYFUCKINGSHITGODOFTHEUNIVERSEHELLYEAHkawaiidesu.

2. Actually, I think that people ship characters because their relationship might be interesting, or for some other reason that I can't think of that you can.

3. Honestly, I hate M-Preg. But if you like it that's fine. :I

4. (I'm not sure what this one meant but I'm just gonna go with this....) Yaoi fangirls are not all bad writers. I don't read much fanfiction but there are some that are actually really good and I really want to see more of.

5. I don't know what a character's sexual preferences are and I really don't want to know. So who fucking cares, bros. Who. Fucking. Cares.

Kthxbai.
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hacamacaperu Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
way to go. Finally someone actually stood up for us yaoi fan girls. U R AWESOME
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JumpinSoraa Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yaoi sucks nonetheless. Just saying.
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hacamacaperu Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
seriously!?!?!?!?!!!?!??!?!
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ArianoSoeless Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2012  Student General Artist
I love how your name really clashes with the message of this piece. But thanks for standing up for the rights of fangirls.
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animegal8195 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Student General Artist
This is well written and thought out! I'm proud to have this in my fave box I also copied this and printed it out just in case some person is ranting about yaoi fangirls I would just shoved this in their face.

It also brought up good points like gravitation. I was surprised when I saw Shuichi and Yuki with girl couples and all.

Another good point that would have told the people who keeps bashing yaoi/slash fangirls is that
"THE PAIRING IS A JUST A STUPID PAIRING"
It just means that people are stupid enough not to use their brain to see we didn't actually changed the goddamn plotline of the whole story.
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ShaShaChan Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2011
Even though I don't support yaoi or yuri, I'm going to say thank you for this one! Again, even though I don't like gay/lesbo stuff, I still get mad at those ranters. They should just write those comments in a diary or something, not make other people feel bad about their interests/art choice.
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ScreamingLullabies Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010  Student General Artist
Now Im a yaoi fangirl and I have to say I agree with some parts and disagree with other parts of this. I don't like that yaoi fangirls get accused for things that many other people also do like you sed. As for M-preg, i don't really have anything against it but it's not really my cup of cocoa. I think a lot of M-preg writers just do it for the lulz while others do it and write out an explanation for how (lik in yuri a lot of ppl chose for one women to be a serget mother) for the reasons you already talked about.

And a lot of times i get people who ask me "Why do you like yaoi so much?" or something like that. Well its not just yaoi. I also like yuri because im a lesbian, but ppl still only seem to recognize the fact that i like yaoi. And ppl ask me why i like it and honestly the only reason i like it is because im a strong believer in the whole "love is love" thing. Not because 2 characters are really hot and i think they'd be cute together. I have my own reasons and the rest f the world fails to recognize that. *sigh*

I can't say i exactly agree with your justifications for Mary sues and whatnot tho. But really, Edward Cullen is a Gary sue and so is Sasuke from Naruto and many many other characters from many stories. Not just characters made up by yaoi fangirls. But the whole Mary/Gary sue issue can deal with any story. Not just yaoi. So that really deserves its own little rant because its so diverse and depends on what each person's deffinition of a mary sue is. Really, if no one calls the character a mary/gary sue, then the character is flat and boring in my opinion.

And with people telling me "Their not gay" well, with many anime characters, they never say theyre strait. Or even if they have a girlfriend/boyfriend.. they could be bi. So unless the characer strait out says "im not gay!" then you can't really argue that their strait.

But i enjoyed reading your rant and sorry for the long comment but i just sorta felt lik giving my own little rant along with yours. Thank yu for writing this for all those who hate yaoi
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morality-of-sin Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011
Late response is late. LOL sorry about this! (this isn't my main account).

Thank you for your inputs. :hug: I appreciate you reading it. Yeah, I know my rant on Mary/Gary stus could use it's own little section, because I don't like them either. I just brought it up because it was one more stick people were adding to the anti-yaoi fire. Like (as we've said) Yaoi is the only genre that does it.

You brought up a really good point about Edward Cullen, too. He's a total Gary Stue, and he's straight. (And his author is now rich to top it off), so there you go. People complain in Yaoi or Yuri that 'HOMG ur chara is a SUE!!!!' And what do you see in a typical Naruto fanfiction?

'Kakashi woke up and saw Miss Yume Neko Sakurara Kokoronishi wa gashi Love standing over him. He blushed because she was sooooo beautiful and had hair that sparkled like diamond...she could rule ALL the ninja clans if she wanted, but because she was sooooo kind, she chose not to.'

Yeah. I really wish people would wake up and smell the Renesmes. :giggle:
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SunnySniper Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2010
I now dub you, awesome ;D
The thing about them making obviously gay cannon characters straight is so true, I mean, in 07-Ghost people actually make OCs because there isn't even a girl in there to pair the guy with. Seriously, take a hint!
If a guy wakes up with his person that he says quite frequently that he has a "special bond" with, and then they hug right as the previously sleeping one wakes up and they talk about oh god what if I'd lost you oh Jesus thank you- then they probably are (god forbid)
Gay
Faggy
Homo
Yaoi related.
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