To All Yaoi Fan Girl Accusers
Shut the Hell UP, Already!!!!!
Now, I've recently seen a couple rants that have stroked my every, last, dignifying nerve as a yaoi fan girl...and I'm sick of the other side of the fence not being addressed. So I wrote this with the intention of clearing some things up for them, in mind.
#1: 'I'm so SICK of your Mary Sues, And Gary Sues...think up more original characters! GAWDS! If I see another cutsie, flimsy, pure-white character, I'm gonna PUKE!!!!!'
Um...last time I checked, people had a right to draw/write about whatever the hell they wanted. If that's not your cup of tea, and you keep running into it...well that's LIFE honey. You sit there and call everyone else, no not everyone just YAOI FAN GIRLS babies, when you're the one crying over spilled milk. SUCK IT UP. We all have pet peeves that we can't help. Pop-up advertisements, specific characters being portrayed in a specific way, a genre of movie and or music we don't like....but do we rant on those?? Noooooo....
Oh, and believe me, It's NOT JUST US.
'Oh, well...I know this can stand for everyone...but I just targeted Yaoi because bla bla bla....'
If you KNOW it stands for everyone...then why don't you TITLE it for everyone...
You admit to it, you understand this fact, yet you never, ever, CHANGE it; and this is very unfair to us.
Hmmmm....who looks like the baby here??
#2. You put characters together just because they're hot or both men....
Uh...also, the last time I checked; NOT YOUR PLACE TO ASSUME THESE THINGS!!!! Unless you hear/see/are told by someone that went; 'Yeah! I just spent weeks and weeks and months and years writing/drawing this JUST because they were both of male gender!!!! Heeeee-heee!' THEN yes, you can say, I'm tired of it. Until then...you're only saying that you think this is their mentality...but you don't KNOW it, so don't COMPLAIN about something you don't understand. Simple.
#3. M-PREG?! Oh, HELL no! WHY?! It's not POSSIBLE!!! It's not REAL!!! They're both MEN!!!! You're all so STUPID for doing this!!! WAAA!
Um, we KNOW they're both men, but you see...if you go to Dictionary.com and type in FICTION and read up on it's definition...I think you just MIGHT understand how IT IS possible.
Or maybe, you need something more elementary?? How about;
YOUR WORLD, YOUR RULES!!!!!
When we write about M-preg...it's because YES we would like to see the couple as complete as possible. In a fan-fic, you can change anything around you need to to fit your story. That's why EVERYONE has SO MUCH FUN with it!!! You see how that works, now?? Yes....fuuuunnnnnn.....wooo! Or have you out grown that aspect of life?
If we were to write about the NORMAL things in life...we would just turn our heads to our gay next door neighbors. Or to a certain station...or Internet site...
but the fact that we'd actually like TO DO SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF THE BOX allows us to go that extra mile, and open a new door that other people like as well. It's not possible for women to sprout penises from their vagina's in YURI but no one rants about that. It's not possible for a tentacle monster to sprout of a student to rape his teacher in HENTAI but no one rants about that, either...
JUST YAOI Yeah, it's really just us...I can see it now...
WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT YOU ALL THINK!
'Oh, well we rant just to get stuff off of our chest...'
Then POINT OUT CERTAIN FLAWS IN GENERAL you dislike, or if you can, put up something that CAN be pinned to ONLY YAOI in SPECIFIC. But please, don't sit there, behind your keyboard, typing about crap you can find in EVERY GENRE OF SEXUALITY!!! YAOI, YURI, AND HETERO. You claim you do this just to 'rant' but in actuality, you're accusing these people!
A 'rant' would be..
'I dislike the comments that are written like the person writing them was drunk, stupid, and a monkey with a half a brain...AKA Oh This wuz gr8!! I luv U an can't wait tu see more!!'
An Accusation</i> is...
'Yaoi fan girls...your comments suck. They this, and they that, and you do bla, and then do BLA, and bla-ba-bla, and woo-woo-wa....etc.'
Can you decipher the differences? I can!
And don't you dare give me that 'Oh, well...I was just thinking about Yaoi at the time..so...'
THAT DOES NOT JUSTIFY YOUR ACCUSATIONS AT ALL!!!! BECAUSE NONE OF THE THINGS YOU MENTIONED ARE JUST UNDER YAOI. NONE OF THEM.
So, maybe you should go back to school, and learn how to title your papers around the PROPER SUBJECT, hmm?? Maybe 2nd grade on down, for you 'special ones'.
#4. All about the 'Bad Writers'
A few simple words to sum this up in one quote;
'Great writers, are the bad writers who kept on writing.'
- Unknown ^_^
#5. I'm so sick of you all making our precious straight characters gay!!!! STOP IT! It's annoying! They have girlfriends, okay?!
*Ahem* Well, how about this one;
STOP MAKING OUR PRECIOUS GAY CHARACTERS STRAIGHT!!!!
You don't know how many srtaight Eiri Yuki's I've seen, ( Gravitation ) how many straight Ristuka's I've seen ( Loveless ), How many straight Muraki's I've seen ( Yami no Matsuei ) The list goes on...
WHERE ARE THE RANTS ON THESE? Hmm? Gee! You know...they must have taken a never ending walk or something...'cause they sure arn't up here. I think anti-yaoi fan girls, and ranting yaoi fan girls will be the first ones to complain before anyone else will. Yet they make themselves out to seem so damn 'smart' and 'above us'. Who died and made them queens?
Also...did you know something very interesting?....
Some of the all time most popular couples...are boys who look better together than with anyone else!!!
We KNOW they have girlfriends, but they DON'T FIT eachother most of the time.
We KNOW they're BEST FRIENDS; But 99.9% of the time, they're all up on eachother, holding eachother, sleeping cose to the other one's crotch, undressing eachother...things that NORMAL BEST FRIENDS DON'T DO. So, in short ; THEY LOOK GAY AS HELL ANYWAY. That's what most of us look at. Now, for girls, maybe...it's a tight squeeze, but girls can do some of the gayest looking stuff, and not be called gay. Guys on the other hand, have a bit more of a strict boundry line...that they ALWAYS cross in anime and manga. I mean, do any of your straight male friends hold eachother, fall on eachother and STAY their like they're stuck in time, and mysteriously HATE a girlfriend of the other one? Didn't think so...
These are my main counters to you Yaoi fan girl ranters. Of coarse, there are tons of other flaws in your accusations, but we won't get into that right now. Once again, I don't mind your opinion, but the key is to make it an opinion, and not an accusation. The minute you name a noun, the minute you've changed the entire level of the 'rant'.
Oh, and I'll say this once more;
Please learn to title your rants better. Like me, for example. I'm not targeting anyone else but Yaoi fan girl / fiction ranters. So that's in my title. I didn't go
'To all of you Yaoi Bashing Folk!!!' Because I know the diffrence between yaoi bashers, and yaoi ranters. But yaoi is something I feel gets enough heat as it is, without all of you bashing it away like it's a cursed object. So, this is my rant. Love it, hate it, at least now it's out here.
Thank you, and comments by all are encouraged.